An Englishman and an American walk into your week

20 Nov November

Welcome to the show that keeps you from doing that really important thing you need to do, for just another hour more. On today’s show we spy on some pixelated genitals, deliver pizza by aerial drone, and get offered sex for that sweet sweet queso.

Man Dissolved in Acidic Water After Trying to Soak in Yellowstone National Park Hot Pool

The UK passes the Snoopers' Charter

Ohio woman accused of soliciting sex for nachos

Apology over Watch Dogs 2's genitalia gaffe

Domino’s delivers its first pizza using a drone in New Zealand

'Fart' in parliament: Row blows up in Canada

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